Thursday, November 10, 2005

 

catching the flowers

so did you ever stop to think where the tradition came from on the bride throwing the flowers and some single non married girl catching it and that it supposed to be the next to get married. yea okay in what world.......so i caught the flowers the other night at kelly's weding, had a sixteen year going up my leg to put the garder on and now im supposed to think im gettig married next......ok....lets think about this..i have no boyfriend, many of my friends, almost all are in serious relationships, but me im supposed to be next to get married.....yea ok maybe i my dreams...so where did this stupid ass, make girls have false hops, have young kids go up peoples leg, bullshit story come from..who knows...do u...now im not saying i want to get married next just think this tradition is stupid.......

Friday, September 30, 2005

 

whats up with that

So gops i am very dissapointed as i begged for this website to come back up....it did....but u all r taken now and have no good stories to tell....come on there has to be something....spill it....u have to keep up single life ones entertained.....lol

Sunday, September 11, 2005

 

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Green day

So here goes. It was a beautiful day as me Adam and ompa lumpa set out on our way to the green day concert. We had a cooler full of beer, a bottle of jager and a group of close friends to meet up with us to tailgate for a few hours before the concert. Everything was going great about 15 of us were partying in the parking lot. shots flowing beer going down smoothly. We meet some new heads there drank with them. So here was the original plan I was driving there and ompa lumpa was driving home, but to my surprise she got recked shocker! We began to play power hour everyone was drunk ass hell and of course I was because I am drunk ass Pam. We go in to the concert it was a great show. ompa lumpa is recked out of her mind. I knew this would happen luckily I was sobering up. We get out and all the bitch kept saying was I gotta go home I gotta go home. It was so fucking annoying. I was like ok but five minutes before you were on the phone talking to your no talent ass clown friend and saying you were going there. So I called he r out on this and the belligerent drunk wouldn't shut the hell up I couldn't take it anymore so I called her a liar which she is and then told her to go with our other friends home. So she did but before she left she called me a bitch. She was lucky that Adam was holding me back cause I would have kicked that skank in her cheesecake face. Then it turns out she called two of my others friends to see if they wanted to go to the rock star home when they got back from the concert. I was so fed up by then. WHY LIE ? That is all I have to say. Then she had the nerve to call me back and see if I made it home ok. Of course I didn't answer the phone. I was so mad I could have kicked he in her BIG FAT LYING Face. I haven't talked to her since and I am not sure I want to. I can not take the lies anymore or all the bullshit. Sorry I just needed to vent. BY the way GREEN DAY RULES!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

 

SMALL DICK MEN

SO LATELY THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF DISCUSSION ON MEN WHO HAVE SMALL DICKS AND WHETHER OR NOT YOU WOULD DUMP THEM FOR IT, SLEEP WITH THEM, AND MAKE FUN OF THEM.......I WOULD NEVER MAKE FUN OF THEM...TO THEIR FACE BUT I KNOW I HAVE STOPPED DATING SOMEONE DUE TO THEIR NON-EXISTENT DICK. IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE DATING AND IT WAS POINTLESS. I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT. IT WOULD BE OK IT A GUY KNEW HOW TO SUPPLEMENT AND STILL BE ABLE TO GET SOMETHING FROM THE SEX BUT NOT IN THIS CASE. I ALSO HAS ANOTHER SITUATION WHERE I WAS SLEEPING WITH A GUY WHO HAD A VERY SMALL DICK AND KEPT COMING BACK FOR MORE. WHY I CONTINUED FOR THE SHORT TIME I DO NOT KNOW..EVEN WORSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOOD AND WAS BIG. UM NOOOOOOOOOOOO. SO NOW I BELIEVE TO TEST THE GOODS EARLY ON..DOES NOT MEAN IT HAS TO BE SEX......BUT DEFINITELY FEELING. DON'T GET ME WRONG THERE ARE SOME MEN WITH SMALL DICKS THAT KNOW HOW TO WORK IT AND SUPPLEMENT SO THOSE MEN CAN STICK AROUND.....LOL

Saturday, August 27, 2005

 

I'm Back

I'm back...Stephanie at Blogger was able to get me back online, can you believe it? It's been almost a year since I shut this down.

But I need this....

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

 

Briefly

Well, I just found this thing - pretty darn funny. It's a petition for some dudes (plural) that have a roomie who only wears tighty whities.

I feel bad, I still haven't spoken with Jaime although she's called several times. I'm just too lazy to right now. I haven't picked my phone up all weekend. I was supposed to hang out with Kelly K. and go to a party at Drunk Ass Pams but didn't make that either. I've been lazy!

Oh and what's the deal with Kelly hooking up with your bro D.A.P.??????? Hmmmmmm.............................booty call arrangement. Oh - Big Dicked Patrick O'Rouke dumped Kelly. Well, not officially but he stopped callling her after he ran into his ex girlfriend. It's been 3 weeks now and not a peep from him....

Just cause you got a large schlong don't make you anymore of a man....ain't that the truth!

This makes me reflect upon this dude I met. He was hot, hot, hot....he also had a nub for a penis. Is that the right spelling - nub? or is it knub? Who knows. But I shit you not - he had a fully erect nub.....poor dude...what a waste of hotness. He said he's not able to have sex. Awwwwwwwwwwwww.......................

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

 

Not Proud

For once I can read about other people who have fucked up! Just click on "Confess" or "Confessed". Some are pretty damn funny.

I'm supposed to head out with the monster tonight for kareoke. I'm non-plussed about that. Lately I hate all my friends. They all suck.....

Jaime pissed me off on Friday. We went to the S. Factory to see Ralphie May - that huge comedian. Jaime came over before hand - she wasn't invited initially cause it wasn't my invite to give to her, but then I asked cause she called while me and Kelly were at my house and I told her I coudn't get a hold of the comedy club but Jimmy said bring her along. Well, she told us she couldn't drink too much cause she had her mom's car, she couldn't stay over my apartment cause she had to bring the car back home so her mom could leave early in the morning. So she has 3 drinks at my house and finishes Kelly's drinks. At the club as she's ordering her third drink (total now is 6) plus a shot of buttery nipple (so the total is 7) I told her no more drinks. She flipped out. Sorry, I'm sticking to my guns. I'm not her mother and I've never been a bitch about how much she's drank - but fuck that man. I'm responsible. Now I've got to deal with her being tanked. She starts to cry and doesn't stop. We're at a fucking comedy club - you're fucking crying????? This is the chick who passed out at the Colorado on top of the bar two weeks ago and Kelly was supposed to be sober and wound up going the wrong way down Rt. 22 and crashed into a car and they lost Jaime's bumper and almost got royally fucked for being drunks if Kelly's uncle hadn't bailed them out????? Ok - fucker - drink....sure....

I couldn't take it. I told her to go fuck herself. Of course Kelly orders her 2 more drinks which pisses me the fuck off. I hate everyone! I wouldn't sit back down at the table cause I couldn't bear to see her crying like a two year old. I seriously was so mortified and so ANGRY that I wanted to bash her head into the table -
You know what I mean - the whole "you want something to cry about - I'll give you something to cry about". Of course just as the show ends she leaves and starts walking down the street. She calls Drunk Ass Pam for a ride. Yeah.....

So anyway - we get her in the car and make it back to my house. Jaime is still insisting that she's ok to drive. She says she has to pee. While trying to pull up her pants she falls down to the ground. She's still trying to pull up her pants but now she's got her legs flailing and she's rolling in her piss. Classic. But she's ok to drive!

I yelled at everyone. I yelled at Kelly. I told her I was pissed cause all my fucking friends are disrespectful to me. The monster who embarrasses me when she gets all completely fucked up and passes out. Jaime with the crying routine. Kelly who fucks big dicked Patrick O'Rouke so hard that she breaks my futon yet never fixes it. Last time she fucked some dude at my house she got her period on my couch...

SO to make a long story short. We drop Jaime off - drunk as a skunk....Kelly who acts pretty sober is actually wasted. Which I had no clue. So I wake up the next morning and my Grey Goose is empty and there's chips all over the floor like breadcrumbs leading to the ginger bread house. Ice cream on the counters dripping down the cabinets. There is peanut butter jar open with crackers stuck in it. There is a screwdriver still in a dirty looking glass. My phone is by her head. There are 8 missed calls and two text messages.

What are those calls you ask?

DRUNK DIALING!!!

Kelly called some dude named Steve and told him to come over and hang out with her. He drove from God knows where and couldn't find my house so he was at the Kings parking lot calling and calling for Kelly who had passed the fuck out and never heard the phone ring. Sorry dude. So he left really nasty text messages. All at 3:30am.

This is after I go off on Kelly and tell her how I'm sick of being disrespected. Oh....ok.............I guess she got the hint....

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